Does it matter that my son doesn’t get picked up until 7pm? Nope!
Does it matter that I’m still on my period? Nope!
Does it matter that I’m sick and breathing is a challenge? Heck No!
It’s kid-free night!
I’m exhausted but damn it, I’m going to have 5 fucking minutes of fucking alone time fucking with my Honey. That’s right!
My roommate has been gone for days and she’s going to walk in the fucking minute my son leaves the house, but do I care? Fuck no!
Deal with it people, I get to have sex tonight!